Artist Unknown. Wait, wait. The world’s most famous sponge celebrates a milestone this week- on July 17, 1999, the world was first introduced to a happy-go-lucky sea sponge who works as a fry cook and lives in a pineapple under the sea. Monty: I can see it now. It is unknown if Gary was at the family reunion with Patrick, when SB Mentions Patrick is at the family reunion. September 20, 2001. It's you and me playing leapfrog. SpongeBob: Wait, I know this. Buying art for my new museum. You know, between you and me, this isn't my best work. Episode Transcripts/Season 2. (He drops a load of books on his desk shaking the building) Ok. First, repeat after me: I have no talent. Grab a little piece of Heaven and let's get on with it. He is classified as a "hotdog" type incidental. Bring me your huddle masses of bored house wives and I will shape them into my image. Just take it all in for a moment. An episode of SpongeBob SquarePants But it's something different every episode Squidward: Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. But, but, what about the head...and the erasing, and the, the... SpongeBob: I don’t know, Squidward. [rips up paper] There is nothing artistic about leapfrog! https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Artist_Unknown/transcript?oldid=3436878. It's a lot of hard... work. Squidward: Yeah, no problem. Saved by Ricky Dhaliwal. (He picks up the painting which was taken to the dump). SpongeBob: Yes, please. When SpongeBob creates the statue, the right arm of it is tucked behind its back and the left arm is bent with the hand resting on the chin. Plays in: Artist Unknown ----- Please do... Category Music; Suggested by AdRev Masters Admin This article is a gallery of screenshots taken from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Artist Unknown" from Season 2, which aired on September 21, 2001. [SpongeBob's hands pop off and run into a soup can] 9:47. Well, don't want to keep them waiting any longer. Apr 22, 2020 - Explore Ejo's board "Squidward painting" on Pinterest. Artist Unknown but SpongeBob never shows up; As the Tide Turns; Ask Dr. Patrick-1; Ask Dr. Patrick-10 (Milestone Episode!) Incidental 119 is a fish who first appears in the episode "SB-129." Squidward: Do you want to learn art, or not?!! 007a - Hall Monitor SpongeBob and Patrick Start a Sand Castle War! Squidward: Do you want to learn art, or not? Ok. Let me help. Lucinamay 9675. This is a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. I don't deserve your kindness. Squidward: Well, uh, ok. You're too late. It's me. [puts hat on janitor's head] Good day to you, sir! High-quality Spongebob Wall Art designed and sold by artists. An episode of SpongeBob SquarePants But it's something different every episode Squidward: Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. Don't look at my shame. SpongeBob: I've gotta embrace the marble. Squidward: I could use a little help. Oh, well, back to the dump. Hello? Come back! Squidward: Gimme that. You take a bunch of old ripped up paper, and make a new picture out of it. SpongeBob: Go away, Squidward. Sailor Mouth; Artist Unknown Sponge Bob. ", where Patrick repeatedly points out how sweaty Mr. Krabs is. [Squidward puts a nose like his on the sculpture] There, now it's art. Season 2 is probably my favorite season of the show and this episode is a leading example of why. To my pupil? Squidward: Here you go, buddy. I'm sorry, Squidward. Remember? A patty of unknown transcript; A Pearly Easter; A Place We Call Home (For Some Reason) A Poison Feeling; A Poisoned Pearl; A Prefect Wedding (Transcript) A Problem? SpongeBob: (laughs) This is great! SpongeBob: I've gotta lick the marble! Monty: Oh, I beg your pardon, but I've forgotten my manners. Mr Tentacles: Professor of Art. Airdate: (back at classroom) Ok, SpongeBob. Squidward: Ok, SpongeBob. Why don't you come back tomorrow and I'll have something that will really knock your socks off. [rips book] Ha! 006b - Pickles. Who is responsible for this? D&D Beyond [grabs the painting and throws it in the trash] Squidward: Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. Squidward: As of now, it's his responsibility. Ok, see you tomorrow. 038b - Artist Unknown Squidward is teaching an art class at the Bikini Bottom Rec Center, and can't wait to see his new students. Squidward: Yeah, no socks. That's not uh, uh... Follow the rules. Squidward: Huh? Do it again. You've got yourself a pair of yellow dandies here. Do it again. [SpongeBob's lip starts quivering] A good sculpture takes... more time. [the dumpster closes on top of him] I deserved that, too. SpongeBob SquarePants - S02E28 - Artist Unknown. Let's just move onto the marble. These hands weren't meant to create. Alternate transcripts are available here. Season 2. You're too late. To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump dump. (Sees the sculpture). Show your process. Squidward: Uncultured trash urchin. 1 Episodes 1.1 Pilot (1997) 1.2 Season 1 (1999-2000) 1.3 Season 2 (2000-2001) 1.4 Season 3 (2001-2004) 1.5 Season 4 (2005-2006) 1.6 Season 5 … [Squidward imagines himself as popular] I've gotta be the marble. Look at all this mess SpongeBob. Watch fullscreen. Trending pages. "Jellyfish Hunter" Someday, there will be a wing with my name on it in all the museums of the world! I have decided to give you another chance. This one is about SpongeBob going to an art class taught by Squidward. Just take it all in for a moment. I can't look at them. Squidward: How about this one? [SpongeBob wipes away a tear] Otherwise, you'll never get passed Amateur Hour, here. Follow the rules. When SpongeBob goes around to the back of the restaurant, he peruses some of the dumpster writing, one passage in particular reading \"Krabs is a...\" As SpongeBob reads the last word, a nearby garbage man is disgusted at his usage of the word. History Talk (0) This a list of transcripts from the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. (Stammers) I mean, this isn't a sculpture. For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! Let it soak in. I have see the sculpture within. Squidward: Forget about the book. (He drops a load of books on his desk shaking the building) Ok. What a marvelous opportunity for the people of Bikini Bottom. Season №: He shall have fame. SpongeBob produces impressive works, but Squidward scoffs his masterpieces and refuses to acknowledge his talent, causing SpongeBob to lose his spirits. Mr. Tentacles: Professor of Art. Squidward: Wait, wait. How the? SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward. Artist Unknown (2001) Season 2 Episode 38B Production Number:5571-174- SpongeBob SquarePants Cartoon Episode Guide by Dave Koch BCDB Rating: " Artist Unknown " has not … [SpongeBob taps marble with the chisel; it shatters into a pile of rubble] That's not uh, uh... Monty: Angelic form, amazing detail, perfect censorship. Squidward: Forget about the book! With my help, we'll turn them into tools of beauty. List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants" from Season 6, which aired on July 17, 2009. While Squidward is destroying things, two Squidwards in the American Gothic painting form look at each other as they watch Squidward go ballistic. [as he picks up a big stack of books] It's a lot of hard... [he drops the stack, which makes SpongeBob's desk hop in the air] ...work. [closes the door as Monty walks out] I gotta find SpongeBob! I simply must find the artist responsible. SpongeBob: But, one more thing. U.S. viewers (millions): I'm gonna make you, immortal!! Monty: I, uh, don't think that will fit in with the other pieces in my collection. You're on top...this...time. [everyone leaves except SpongeBob] SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward! When Spongebob enrols in Squidward's community art class, arrogant Squidward attempts to teach him strictly by the book. I am Bikini Bottom's greatest artiste. Find guides to this achievement here. SpongeBob: Mr. Tentacles has all the talent. From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. Episode-Artist Unknown . Bring me your huddle masses of bored house wives and I will shape them into my image. [Squidward imagines himself in a tub full of money] [falls down and starts crying] I'll never be a great artist like you! SpongeBob: I have no talent. SpongeBob: How's this, Squidward? (door opens hitting SpongeBob out the window in the garbage). Let's start with the circle again. Monty: Angelic form, amazing detail, perfect censorship. It's a lot of hard work. See? SpongeBob SquarePants - Artist Unknown. Wait! So, you wanna be an artist, eh, SpongeBob? Mr. Tentacles, Professor of Art. Nat: Oh, isn't this cooking? SpongeBob Captures. The first time was in Artist Unknown 2nd was in Slimy Dancing. Squidward: Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. Time to let the class in. [it is revealed that when Squidward smashed all of the marble together, he created an even better sculpture than the first one and left without even seeing it] Squidward: Gimme that. Monty: I'm on a shopping spree. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Artist Unknown" from season two, which aired on September 21, 2001. SpongeBob: Ooh, nice one Squidward. What a marvelous opportunity for the people of Bikini Bottom. [Squidward imagines himself with hair] It's me. SpongeBob! First, repeat after me: I have no talent. SpongeBob: Really? Squidward: (Sarcastically) Yeah. Click on the link to go to that spongebob transcript. SpongeBob: I've gotta embrace the marble! Squidward: The world famous art collector? In art class? (SpongeBob's hands pop off and run into a soup can). Artist At Work (ADWSS Episode Transcript) As the Tide Turns; Ask Dr. Patrick-1; Ask Dr. Patrick-10 (Milestone Episode!) [draws a crooked circle] (Frowns in confusion) Hello? In this episode, Squidward needs SpongeBob's help to make a good statue. Monty: Between you and me, I'm not wearing socks. Squidward: As of now, it's his responsibility! Discover (and save!) You and me in school together. This is a positive review though so don't worry. Monty: I'm here for the...what the? (laughs) Am I going to fast for you SpongeBob? "I have no talent." Squidward: Oh, boy. Or should I say circle one. SpongeBob: First, an artist must concentrate and visualize his concept. 9:48. Chronology He opens the doors and then greets a whole crowd of people, who are actually looking for the cooking class. Look at your marble. Squidward: Mr. Tentacles has all the talent. This is cooking! He commonly appears as a janitor. SpongeBob SquarePants - S02E28 - Artist Unknown. (Sees the nose Squidward added) This is the only flaw. He starts off by demonstrating a poorly-drawn circle on the blackboard and has … Artist Unknown. (garbage truck drives by, and loads the garbage and SpongeBob in its' garbage pail before driving off towards the dump) And I deserve this! Composed by Trevor Duncan. SpongeBob: If I'm lucky, Mr. What a marvelous opportunity … Squidward: What the? Monty: Anything his heart desires. Directed by Stephen Hillenburg, Paul Tibbitt. SpongeBob: That's not in the book, either. A perfect circle? KimTheil4006. Squidward: (Obviously annoyed) Whatever. Monty: Because, it's an art collection. Monty: Between you and me, I'm not wearing socks. I'm gonna make you, immortal! 7+ Subtitles. He opens the doors and greets a whole crowd of people, who are actually looking for the cooking class. I don't deserve your tutoring. I've gotta date the marble. You lose! Wait! Next (The royal ministry man mentions Gary is Part of Patrick's family in Rule of Dumb) This is the 3rd time Squidward tries to be famous for art. Squidward: What the? (Squidward gets irritated, screams and throws everything in his classroom into a pile) It looks like the excitement of my artistic triumph is too much for Squidward. Watch Queue Queue This is a list of transcripts from various Nickelodeon TV series and Movies. Spongebob Squarepants Artist Unknown. This is the work of a true genius. This isn't art class, it's Heaven. SpongeBob: But I did deserve that. ♪ Artist Unknown: 39 Jellyfish Hunter: The Fry Cook Games: 40 Squid on Strike: Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm: SpongeBob: Mr. Tentacles has all the talent. Artist Unknown; As Seen on TV; Atlantis SquarePantis; B Back to the Past; Band Geeks; Banned in Bikini … ... Spongebob also never fails to be a constant example charity as he allows his clearly willfully unemployed neighbor, Patrick, to take a advantage of him every turn. UightaYsamo7270. Monty: I, uh, don't think that will fit in with the other pieces in my collection. (Holds up a painting of him in a bubbly like form) I call it: Bold and Brash. Sorry. Visualize the sculpture within. Squidward: Uhh... [crumples paper] How about this, huh? (laughs). Sign up. And there will be a wing with my name on it in all the museums of the world. I'm responsible. Squidward: (Shocked) Gimme that. (wife’s head turns into Squidward’s) And I'll go down in history, someday. Monty: The one and only. Squidward: Gimme that. (at dump) SpongeBob...SpongeBob? SpongeBob: You are the teacher? Bring me your huddle masses of bored house wives and I will shape them into my image. [laughs] Looky, Squidward. (Squidward growls in frustration) So, where's the teacher? SpongeBob: Ooh, nice one Squidward. [he grabs a chair, puts it in front of SpongeBob's desk, and jumps up and down while holding it] What do all these little bits of paper make you want to do? I call this one: "Squidward en repose". (Smiles) This is the work of a true genius. Grab a little piece of Heaven and let's get with it. SpongeBob: Don't look at me Squidward. Lyrics to 'SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song' by SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you ready kids? My name is Monty P. Moneybags. OK, see you tomorrow. Squidward: Well, what are you doing here? The Land Before Time; The Land Before Time IX: Journey to Big Water; The Land Before Time Transcripts It's ol' Bold and Brash! This is the only flaw. (laughs). Squidward: Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. September 21, 2001See more... October 8, 2002 December 22, 2008 Why, with a great teacher like me, anything is possible. Besides, you've got the nose wrong. Squidward: Ah, how I have dreamed of this day. Squidward: Really. My hair! You know, between you and me, this isn't my best work. There's 404 days (THAT'S AN ERROR.) Squidward continues throwing stuff to the rubble] It looks like the excitement of my artistic triumph is too much for Squidward. Spongebob Squarepants Movie Transcript . SpongeBob… (sculptures head falls off and turns into dust) My fame, my fortune, my hair. You can't just sculpt Willie-Nillie. Monty: I can see it now. I have see the sculpture within. (The room smokes up and the doors open). episode transcripts and the transcript from the Spongebob Squarepants Movie! (puts a copy of Squidward's nose on it) There. Monty: Oh, I beg your pardon, but I've forgotten my manners. OK. First, repeat after me. Squidward: Uhh... (crumples paper) How about this, huh? [The episode starts with Squidward exiting his house while mummering a tune while pushing a cart with a cloak over an unknown object.] SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward, I'll listen. So, you wanna be an artist, eh, SpongeBob? "), (The janitor and Monty see the mess which forms a better sculpture of David). Monty: Well, that's a bit a bad luck right there. Sailor Mouth / Artist Unknown (Sept. 21st 2001 [US], Dec. 14th 2001 [Canada]): SpongeBob and Patrick learn words called "sentence enhancers", but they later learn that their new "enhancers" are bad words from Mr. Krabs, and try to never say it again. SpongeBob SquarePants Tartar Bomber Mega Bloks Sponge Out of Water Speed Build w/ Plankton - Duration: 3:22. pinoytoygeek 204,944 views Buying art for my new museum. Sailor Mouth/Artist Unknown; Jellyfish Hunter/The Fry Cook Games; Squid on Strike/Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm; Season 3 Edit. SpongeBob: Go away, Squidward. "Artist Unknown" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from Season 2. Confused, SpongeBob repeats this new word to the … I have decided to give you another chance. [smiles. (Squidward puts a nose like his on the sculpture) There, now it's art. Squidward: You're looking at him. Aug 12, 2014 - This Pin was discovered by Brooke Pannebaker. 4:13. Written by Walt Dohrn, Paul Tibbitt, and Mark O’Hare. What a marvelous opportunity for the people of Bikini Bottom. Artist Unknown - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts. 2 years ago | 4.5K views. Search. Squidward: Hey, cheer up. Who is responsible for this? Incidental 51 is a fish who first appears in the episode "Ripped Pants." Squidward decides to teach an art class, but Spongebob is his only student. Squidward: (Cries) It's beautiful. [pause] Really? Acceptable Targets: The writers and artists for the show were clearly venting some deep-seeded resentment towards certain art schools in this episode.If you read some of the interviews with Stephen Hillenburg, you’ll know that he sometimes struggled with his by-the-book professors in art school. Let me help. We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. Squidward: Yeah, no problem. I call it: Bold and Brash. SpongeBob reads a bad word off a dumpster behind the Krusty Krab and he doesn't know what it means. Monty: Well, that's a bit a bad luck right there. Transcript. (This is a reference to "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory", where Mr. Wonka tells Charlie and Grandpa Joe that they lost the contest by saying: "You get nothing! [the doors open, hitting SpongeBob out the window into the garbage dumpster head-first] 2 35 Artist Unknown Squidward becomes an art teacher at the rec center where SpongeBob is his only student, much to his dismay. Episode №: (crumples paper) Forget the circles. Squidward: If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles talent will rub off on me. Squidward: Huh? Monty: I'm here for the... what the? Are you taking this art class, too? How the? With Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Clancy Brown. Artist Unknown is a transcript. Monty: I'm on a shopping spree. Besides, it’s … Artist Unknown: Squidward is teaching an art class at the adult learning center in Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob turns up as his only student. Snapshots of all seconds of all SpongeBob … Squidward: Right. Squidward: So, you wanna be an artist, eh, SpongeBob? Ah, it's a great day for the art world. SpongeBob: But I did deserve that. 25min. Monty: Because, it's an art collection. Show your process. September 20, 2001. I came here to learn and I arrogantly shunned your lessons. SpongeBob: [hits marble with chisel and it becomes a perfect sculpture of Michelangelo's David] How's this Squidward? [garbage man takes SpongeBob to dump] And I deserve this! Calm down. Since you’re telling me you have no prior training, we'll have to start from square one. Or should I say circle one (Draws a terrible circle). Visit Site. [a tear falls from his eyes] I mean... this isn't a sculpture. SpongeBob: Wow. Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. I must've missed that one. 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